i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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