Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have post one night stand depression
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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