my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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