You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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it glows. i had to have it.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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