Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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