so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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