If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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