He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He? As in you personified your dick?
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