So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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