Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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