oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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