i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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