plz talk dirty to me
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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