singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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