I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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