You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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