i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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