Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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