It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish I only lived at night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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