that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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