So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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