I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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