Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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