i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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