I wish my penis had an off switch
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I got inside last night via doggy door
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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