so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize