You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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