my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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