Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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