what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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