Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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