My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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