my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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