Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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