There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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