Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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