I think I am morally bankrupt
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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