My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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