I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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