I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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