Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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