drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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