Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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