wanna go halves on a baby?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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