Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
hell yes lets make some ravioli
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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