i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Randomize