Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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