Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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