my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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