I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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